Axis of Right

Three Native Rhode Islanders Commenting From the Right on Politics and Anything Else

Jihad for Christmas!

Posted by Ryan on December 8, 2006

A new Christmas jihad plot was foiled today!

However, immediate reports of an increase in the profiling of 62 year old 5′ 2″ tall white grandmothers at airports did not yield the results DHS wanted. Yet, would you believe that an upper Midwestern 22 year old man of Middle Eastern decent was nabbed for plotting to kill Christmas shoppers. I’m as shocked as you must be! Why are we even profiling grandma when she never blows anything up? I just don’t get it.

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